Beer Porn

It’s come to my attention that I may have too much beer on hand. We recently had occasion to clean and re-organize our pantry which allowed me to take stock of my horde. There are certainly people out there with much larger collections, however mine has grown organically and mostly by accident, a point of pride and smugness for me. Some of these beers were feared lost at times, only to resurface months later in a different spot than I remembered originally placing them.

All Bottles
My mom would be so proud.

Inventory here. Close up pics here.

My “beer cellar” is a shelf in our pantry. It doesn’t seem to be insulated at all because it gets really cold in the winter and really hot in the summer and there’s a window that lets in plenty of sunlight—ideal conditions for cellaring beer. I jumped on that super popular video sharing website to see if anyone has uploaded videos of their beer cellars. I quickly realized that this was a stupid question. There are dozens of videos, including this one.

The presence of audio but lack of narration makes it seem super creepy. You can hear our host breathe and occasionally heave a heavy sigh. It’s probably because he is just now understanding that he will not live long enough to drink it all. I hope his kids aren’t teetotalers.

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